RESTORED ANTIQUES
FROM THE YEAR 2850

 

Zapp-Co Reclaimer 55i


Zapp-Co Debilitater 900T

90k Volts. 100k Zeps

PRECISION DEFENSE SOLUTIONS

Developed a decade ago, our commitment to devastating blasts remains as strong today as it was three decades ago. Five decades ago, we committed to develop a ray based laser style blast weapon that to this day remains precise, devastating and compassionate.


CALIBRATED AND CERTIFIED: LOW RADIATION

*NEW* Guaranteed not to cause mutations.*
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Under one hour usage, see blanket denial of liability.


BEYOND MEASURE

Measurement prooved impossible, despite our best efforts.


SUPERIOR DEVASTATION

The ENEMY can and will be destroyed; using our patented, tried and tested BLAST® technology.

 

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We’ll destroy the ENEMY, in your name. Just say the word.