RESTORED ANTIQUES
FROM THE YEAR 2850

PRECISION DEFENSE SOLUTIONS

Developed a decade ago, our commitment to devastating blasts remains as strong today as it was three decades ago. Five decades ago, we committed to develop a ray based laser style blast weapon that to this day remains precise, devastating and compassionate.

CALIBRATED AND CERTIFIED: LOW RADIATION

*NEW* Guaranteed not to cause mutations.*
*Under one hour usage, see blanket denial of liability.

BEYOND MEASURE

Measurement prooved impossible, despite our best efforts.

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We’ll destroy the ENEMY, in your name. Just say the word.